Overheard at The BLS's Thanksgiving...
The BLS: Man, I am SO tired.Mother of BLS: You think YOU'RE tired? I just spent the better chunk of this morning boning this ham. And then I followed that up by boning the turkey.
The BLS: ...Did you just say you boned the ham?
Mother of BLS: AND the turkey. (pause) I've had quite a morning.
Family Friend: Husband, I need you to go get the pot NOW.
The BLS: (pause) I think I've been living in College Town too long. You meant "pot" as in "kettle," right?
Family Friend: Oh, we get high.
Bauer: Well, I'm off.
The BLS: And where are you going?
Bauer: I'm off to see the drunken midget and donkey show.
The BLS: AGAIN? You promised me I could go next time!
Mother of BLS: ...I don't understand you crazy kids. What's a donkey show?
Bauer and The BLS: Bye, Mother of BLS! (exit)
...and how was YOUR Thanksgiving?
posted by The BLS @ 11/27/2006 09:30:00 PM
3 Comments:
I'd say it's just about the right amount of crazy...
The boning termonolgy is classic!
I'm so liking your Mom ;-)
Hope it was a great holiday!
I prefer to baste my turkey with succulent drippings, but that's just me
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