Speechless
The BLS, Older Brother, and Mother of BLS
are all sitting around the table playing a game of rummy. Everytime Mother of BLS discards a card, The BLS picks it up. Finally, Mother of BLS gets frustrated:Mother of BLS: Is there anything that you don't want?
The BLS: (without missing a beat) A raging case of herpes?
Older Brother: (turning purple and beginning to squirm) I can't believe you said that in front of our mother!
The BLS: (laughing) Older Brother, I'm 27 and you're over 30! I can't believe you're such a prude.
Mother of BLS: Really, Older Brother. I've heard the word "herpes" before. It's not like she said something like throbbing cock.
The BLS and Older Brother: .....
Older Brother: I gotta go. (hastily exits the room)
Mother of BLS: What? A cock is a chicken!
The BLS: You are the coolest mother. Ever.
Mother of BLS: Finally catching on, are we? (continues to play rummy)
posted by The BLS @ 8/27/2006 12:44:00 AM
5 Comments:
OMG, I could NEVER say that in front of my Mom!!! She would probably be somewhat cool with it, but I would be a blithering idiot ;-)
LOL. My mom encourages me to say such things in front of her. But smooth, Ma. Continues to play rummy.
I could have made the herpes joke but there is NO WAY my mom would have retorted with throbbing cock. Just no way. Awesome.
Fabulous! Absolutely fabulous!
Oh my gosh. I don't think my mom knows what that means!
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