Jul 7, 2006

Relationship Problems: Solved!

Marilyn's father has just passed some wisdom on to me that I think will help out my relationship with Bauer. Apparently, there are four key phrases that are essential to a happy relationship:

1. Yes, dear.
2. No, dear.
3. I'm sorry, dear.
4. Whatever you say, dear.

The secret fifth rule is to NEVER say, "I'll never do that again," because then they'll know you're lying.

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11 Comments:

At July 07, 2006 9:22 PM, Blogger Kitrah said...

I'd skip the "dear" part. I know from growing up, that word can sound patronizing, rude, angry, mean and downright resentful. Other than that, I'd agree =)

 
At July 07, 2006 10:17 PM, Blogger The BLS said...

Hmm. That's a good point. What about doing it Spike-style?

Yes, pet.
No, love.
I'm sorry, little bit.
Whatever you say, Slayer.

...Marilyn and I are watching WAY too much Buffy.

 
At July 07, 2006 10:46 PM, Blogger Cazlle said...

Can never have too much Buffy.

 
At July 08, 2006 11:16 AM, Blogger Lily Graypure said...

ohhhhh. . . so that's why I'm still a virgin.

 
At July 08, 2006 2:40 PM, Blogger D.T. said...

WOW...I think you may have just figured out one of the secrets of the universe...way to go!

 
At July 08, 2006 3:44 PM, Blogger LawNut said...

Another requirement for a happy relationship are separate bathrooms. Makes a world of difference!

 
At July 09, 2006 6:25 AM, Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

Training them is the hard part ;-)

 
At July 09, 2006 6:05 PM, Blogger LawMommy said...

BLS I love Buffy! In the weeks after i had my baby I pretty much watched every episode in reruns. That comment (Spike style) had me ROFL. Thanks for the memories.

 
At July 10, 2006 1:37 PM, Blogger Sharkbait said...

Hysterical.

You always put a smile on my face.

No the men have NO excuse!

 
At July 12, 2006 9:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eeek! Never, ever say "whatever you say dear." That's like saying, "I know you won't let go until you get your way, so whatever." If you want to stay in her good graces, try a simple, "okay" or "that sounds good".

 
At July 12, 2006 8:34 PM, Blogger fishlamp said...

Great advice! Do you take checks? Even from me?
=)

 

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