Relationship Problems: Solved!
Marilyn's father has just passed some wisdom on to me that I think will help out my relationship with Bauer. Apparently, there are four key phrases that are essential to a happy relationship:1. Yes, dear.
2. No, dear.
3. I'm sorry, dear.
4. Whatever you say, dear.
The secret fifth rule is to NEVER say, "I'll never do that again," because then they'll know you're lying.
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8 Comments:
Hmm. That's a good point. What about doing it Spike-style?
Yes, pet.
No, love.
I'm sorry, little bit.
Whatever you say, Slayer.
...Marilyn and I are watching WAY too much Buffy.
ohhhhh. . . so that's why I'm still a virgin.
WOW...I think you may have just figured out one of the secrets of the universe...way to go!
Another requirement for a happy relationship are separate bathrooms. Makes a world of difference!
Training them is the hard part ;-)
BLS I love Buffy! In the weeks after i had my baby I pretty much watched every episode in reruns. That comment (Spike style) had me ROFL. Thanks for the memories.
Hysterical.
You always put a smile on my face.
No the men have NO excuse!
Eeek! Never, ever say "whatever you say dear." That's like saying, "I know you won't let go until you get your way, so whatever." If you want to stay in her good graces, try a simple, "okay" or "that sounds good".
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