Overheard on The BLS's Phone...
The BLS: Hey, I'm supposed to be yelling at you!Big Brother: Why?
The BLS: Because Dad's lawyer told me that you're the one holding up the close of Dad's estate.
Big Brother: Ohh.
The BLS: Yeah, some of us are poor law students and don't have the big bucks like you, so you wanna get that taken care of so I can get some financial assistance over here?
Big Brother: OR... you can just let me write you a check every month and we can keep Hated Sister from getting any money for a while.
The BLS: (shocked silence, then hysterical laughter) That was so diabolical! I'm actually jealous that I didn't think of it first.
It's times like these that I think the wrong sibling went to law school.
posted by The BLS @ 7/13/2006 11:34:00 AM
6 Comments:
Thanksgiving sounds fun.
Scandalous. That's exactly how it is in my family.
Sounds like a decent idea!
MISS YOU!
hahaha brilliant! Though, i haven't been reading long enough to know why hated sister is....hated.
hahhahahaha. That's soooo brilliant.
How evil! How sneaky! How underhanded! Maybe he is a lawyer...
Your brother is cool. Trust me on this.
I was worried that you weren't gonna let me comment any more...
luv ya, mean it...
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