Feb 23, 2006

PORN! (aka Fun with SiteMeter)

First Year just informed me (a SiteMeter novice) that I COULD track how people found my blog without purchasing the premium membership. What I found was pretty interesting, to say the least. I had made the joke on Thinking Fool's site that people probably found my site by searching for "Paris Hilton and porn" or "Kevin Federline and porn." I was wrong... but not by much. There were quite a few people who found my site by looking for "Popozoa." I really hope they were looking for the video clip of K-Fed making an ass out of himself and NOT for a download of the song... otherwise I may have to seriously question the underlying value of the human race as a whole.

Other noteworthy searches that found my site:

Blog law students 2006-- well, duh. :)
Nails need a fill
Team Aniston
Whateva, whateva, I"ll do what I want! --my personal favorite


Back to Constitutional Law. I still don't feel like talking about why Bauer's an ass. Maybe later.

7 Comments:

At February 23, 2006 8:02 AM, Blogger I-66 said...

it's ALIVE!

 
At February 23, 2006 10:30 AM, Blogger fishlamp said...

I'm suing you for false advertising. Using "Porn" in your title and then not providing any? Come on!

Just wanted to say hi. "Hi."

 
At February 24, 2006 6:20 PM, Blogger AnonymousCog said...

I once wrote a post where I listed some of the lyrics from "Copa Cabana" by Barry Manilow. I have also included the word sex in some posts.

That brought hits from google for:
"Copa Cabana Sex"
I'm too frightened to find out what it is-I'm sure it involves a cabana boy and some sort of cocunut oil.

AC

 
At February 26, 2006 5:54 PM, Anonymous Ratbag said...

Use "Naked Marsupial's Pouch" in the keywords and see what you get

 
At February 27, 2006 10:35 AM, Blogger Legally Intoxicated (Retired) said...

Nice. I seem to regularly attract people searching for "mexican donkey show." And now, you will too... :)

 
At February 27, 2006 12:47 PM, Blogger Clever WoT said...

I love tracking the bizarre things people search for to hit my blog. There are 3 completely off-target searches I get on a regular basis: Grand Cayman prostitutes, gay Anderson Cooper fan fiction, and the meaning of Trace Atkins' Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk.

In fact, I wrote a post called Indirect Reader Questions a while back to help some poor searchers out. I don't know how some of these people ever find anything relevant on the internet.

 
At February 27, 2006 1:01 PM, Anonymous brian said...

btw, if you liked the popozao bit, you'll love peanut butter federline :)

 

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