PORN! (aka Fun with SiteMeter)
First Year just informed me (a SiteMeter novice) that I COULD track how people found my blog without purchasing the premium membership. What I found was pretty interesting, to say the least. I had made the joke on Thinking Fool's site that people probably found my site by searching for "Paris Hilton and porn" or "Kevin Federline and porn." I was wrong... but not by much. There were quite a few people who found my site by looking for "Popozoa." I really hope they were looking for the video clip of K-Fed making an ass out of himself and NOT for a download of the song... otherwise I may have to seriously question the underlying value of the human race as a whole.Other noteworthy searches that found my site:
Blog law students 2006-- well, duh. :)
Nails need a fill
Team Aniston
Whateva, whateva, I"ll do what I want! --my personal favorite
Back to Constitutional Law. I still don't feel like talking about why Bauer's an ass. Maybe later.
posted by The BLS @ 2/23/2006 07:44:00 AM
6 Comments:
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I once wrote a post where I listed some of the lyrics from "Copa Cabana" by Barry Manilow. I have also included the word sex in some posts.
That brought hits from google for:
"Copa Cabana Sex"
I'm too frightened to find out what it is-I'm sure it involves a cabana boy and some sort of cocunut oil.
AC
Use "Naked Marsupial's Pouch" in the keywords and see what you get
Nice. I seem to regularly attract people searching for "mexican donkey show." And now, you will too... :)
I love tracking the bizarre things people search for to hit my blog. There are 3 completely off-target searches I get on a regular basis: Grand Cayman prostitutes, gay Anderson Cooper fan fiction, and the meaning of Trace Atkins' Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk.
In fact, I wrote a post called Indirect Reader Questions a while back to help some poor searchers out. I don't know how some of these people ever find anything relevant on the internet.
btw, if you liked the popozao bit, you'll love peanut butter federline :)
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