Feb 24, 2006

"...I Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little."

I'm not sure whose site I pulled this off of (I'm leaning towards Legally Blonde) but it's enough to make me absolutely sick.

However... I can't decide what's more disturbing: A man who would write out such an offensive contract dictating his wife's behavior, or the woman that MARRIED HIM ANYWAY (even though she didn't sign the contract.)

6 Comments:

At February 24, 2006 10:37 AM, Blogger HMC said...

I read about it in The Hot Librarian's blog.

Why would you marry a guy like that?

 
At February 24, 2006 11:42 AM, Blogger The BLS said...

Iii KNOW! Some of the provisions of the contract were absolutely absurd. Was this woman a free woman, or was she in prison?

Although... I have heard marriage described as an institution kinda like prison. I'm just sayin'.

 
At February 24, 2006 12:48 PM, Blogger HMC said...

Did you notice the porno font at the heading of each section? That sure isn't in Word! lol.

Maybe she was terminally stupid and thought he was the best she could get. What's most disturbin is that they have two daughters. What did he make them do?

 
At February 24, 2006 8:02 PM, Blogger Van! said...

Um who are you again?...Oh yea:-) Nobody ;-)

 
At February 25, 2006 8:05 AM, Blogger M said...

Wow. He really cares a lot about sleepwear. Wow.

 
At February 25, 2006 1:47 PM, Blogger fishlamp said...

Holy crap... that is psychotically creepy. There should be some sort of fine print warning saying something like "non-compliance will lead to psychotic behavior, meaning eventually I will completely lose it, cut you in pieces, and store you in jars on shelves in my office."

 

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